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Fun things to do at a final exam (if you want to fail) (oh, and these are the reasons I'm homeschooled)
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last fifteen minutes. Wake up, say "oh, jeez, better get crackin" and do some jibberish work. Turn it in early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, I've got the secret documents!"
3. If it's a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it's a long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the proffesor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate answers with yourself. If asked to stop, yell "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking!" Then start talking about what a jerk the proffesor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders
7. Bring a gameboy. Play with the volume at max.
8. On the answer sheet, find a new and interesting way to refuse to answer every question. (ie, I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.) Be creative!
9. Bring pets
10. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or markers.
11. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, and a towel on your head.
12. Do the entire exam in a different language, or make one up. For math/science use Roman Numerals.
13. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person next to you.
14. As soon as the instructor hands out the exam, eat it.
15. Every five minutes, stand up, collect your things, and move to another spot.
16. Do the entire exam as if it were multiple choice and true/false. If it is multiple choice, spell out interesting things (ie DCCAB, BABE)
17. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all the questions and answers completely blacked out.
18. Arrange a protest before the exam starts. (bring friends, signs) Threaten the proffesor that wether or not everyone is done, after one hour, you are all going to get a drink.
19. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If someone asks why, say in a 'duh' tone, "The light that goes on in my head is attached to a clapper"
20. Come to the exam dressed in a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and yell "I'm here, the phantom of the opera!" Until they drag you away.
21. Bring little animal water squirter things. :)
22. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.
23. Start a brawl.
24. If the exam is math/science related, give the longest proofs you can think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it's a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
25. Bring in cheat sheets for another test (make sure this is obvious) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
26. After you get the exam, call the proffesor over. Point to any question, and ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
27. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before a concert.
28. Try to get the people in the room to do the wave.
29. Bring a large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it. Consider a small sacrifice.
;) You can't hold me responsible if you get suspended!