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This is a cool pool! The US Open was held here, in East Meadow, Long Island, New York, New York. Whew, think they could find a longer name? Sad facts will be continued over here, just because I thunked that the page was getting to long. ;)
Sad fact #49: I throw spitwads in restaurants.
Sad fact #50: So does my dad.
Random thought #4: Wouldn't it be cool if someone had a seeing-eye fish? Hey, they have seeing-eye dogs, so why not?
Sad fact #51: Why is it the only guys that ask me out are the old, frumpy ones at Bally's?
Sad fact #52: I have a cell phone. Why is that sad? It doesn't work, I just keep it with me so I feel important.
Sad fact #53: I'm on my own buddy list.
Sad fact #54: Us at Sharks swimbee team is smart 'uns. For example, our observation skills- "that white stuff is snow!", and our knowledge of the human body- "uh, we can't breath underwater." And last but not least, our knowledge of mathematics- "you can't take less than zero breaths, right?"
Sad fact #55: Oh, yeah, and "there are walls at the end of the pool!"
Sad fact #56: I'm not a distance swimmer.
Sad fact #57: No, that's actually a good thing. The sad fact is that I have the attention span of a three-year-old (about 2 minutes), and so I could never be a distance swimmer. Something about staring at the littl black line on the bottom of the pool for ten minutes straight does not appeal to me.
Sad fact #58: I am completely in love...
Sad fact #59: Now, this being me who is in love, you know it can't possibly work out, and it has to be oddly ironic in the process of not working out.
Sad fact #60: This is because I'm in love with a movie.
Sad fact #61: It's just not right.
Sad fact #62: I expected my friends to be sensitive about this.
Sad fact #63: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sad fact #64: I have an odd (and unexplainable ;) addiction the Lord of the Rings movies. Wanna know how many times I've seen it in theatres (so far)? Not 1...not 2...not 3...not 4...yes, that's right! 5! 5 times! And I MUST SEE IT AGAIN!
Sad fact #65: I cannot find a college that suits my specific needs.
Sad fact #66: My special needs (you laugh, I hit, you bleed): A really good division 1 swim team, a good art school, a REALLY good acting school, and nice people.
Sad fact #67: You laughed, didn't you?
Sad fact #68: I can't hit you, seeing as you are on the other side of this odd computer thingy. But feel free to laugh in my face the next time you see me.
Sad fact #69: I tuck my pants into my socks on occasion. Yes, it's possible. Alright, you don't seem to get the picture: I put my pants on in the morning (thank heaven) when I get dressed. I put my socks on before I leave the house, which is usually not in the morning. But anyway, it's pants first and then socks. But somehow when I put my socks on, I always seem to end up with the back of my pantleg tucked into my sock.
Sad fact #70: You're laughing.
Sad fact #71: At me.
Sad fact #72: I have now seen Lord of the Rings seven times.
Sad fact #73: Someone stole my book at practice today.
Sad fact #74: This isn't really a sad fact about me. It's a sad fact about the stealer. WHAT KIND OF A MORON STEALS A BOOK ON MONOLOGUES?!!!! THAT REJECT!!!
Sad fact #75: It was just setting in my locker, and when I came back, all that was there was the bookmark.
Sad fact #76: Those rejects.
Sad fact #77: I have seen the Lord of the Rings: The fellowship of the Rings eight times
Sad fact #78: That's 24 hours worth of Lord of the Rings! And I get to do it all over again next year when the Two Towers comes out!
Sad fact #79: (May 5, 2002) I've now seen it eleven times.
Sad fact #80: I know spend a large majority of my spare time creating make-believe virtual battles with another one of my friends. https://mercuryshark.tripod.com/thebattle
Random thought #5: I know what you're thinking... No, the friend I create battles with is not an imaginary friend.
Sad fact #81: I have an odd tendency to repeat the same word over and over, pronouncing it differently each time. Put the emphasis on the first syllable, then on the second, then (if it's a REALLY BIG WORD!!!) put it on the third.
Sad fact #82: That's how I pass the hours.
Sad fact #83: You know how you always want your parents to spend lots of money on you? Yeah, well, I want that too. And they final spend, like, a hundred dollars on me, and it's for something I don't really want.
Sad fact #84: My parents just spent $100 on a graphing calculator.
Sad fact #85: Algebra exists in this world.
Sad fact #86: Algebra still exists in this world.
Sad timeline #1:
Week 1- Rachel gets two weeks off swimming. She spends this first week discovering the pieces of her shattered/nonexistent social life.
Week 2- Rachel actually makes contact with people outside of her family and her swim team. Rachel leaves the house with friends.
Week 3- Rachel returns to the large collection of chlorinated water. Rachel's friends call and think she has returned to the realms of social-ness. Rachel's friends are quite mistaken and soon find that Rachel has immersed herself once again in chlorine.
Sad fact #87: My room is stocked with four feathered freaks that never shut up.
Sad fact #88: My parakeets will probably beat me up for calling them feathered freaks.
Random thought #6: Have you ever been attacked by a parakeet? Let me inform you of some things... the little beasts attack in pacts, like pirahnas, devouring their prey in mere seconds. They pick one part of your body, perhaps a hand or foot, and pick it clean.
Random thought #7: Maybe I shouldn't hold my parakeets' favorite food in my hand.
Sad fact #89: I just spent the last two hours working on my report (yeh, I'm homeschooled, and I still can't manage to work my way out of that one). I clicked to exit, and it gave me the whole "Are you sure you want to save? Yes No Maybe Cancel" deal. (No, I just added maybe to amuse myself) And I was like, no, I want to add something else to the end of it, so before I could even think (thinking takes longer for me than most people) I clicked no. Very, very stupid move.
Sad fact #90: I am in the process of beating myself off for doing something so incredibly stupid.
Sad fact #91: Once again, my parents will probably read this, asume I am a masachist (however you spell that) and send me to a shrink.
Sad fact #92: You think I could actually keep a straight face when visiting a shrink? I would just keep thinking of all the funny movies I've seen in which psychiatrists go completely insane. (side note: I recommend 'What about Bob?')
Much oblidged.- Rachel (*ahem* faerie) contact me (or insult me) at Chlorine_Faerie@yahoo.com or IM me at Nile Faerie
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Yes, it's sad. Yes, it's true. Read on to make your own life seem a little bit brighter. Sad fast #1: You'd think that since I humiliate myself daily, that the things I do would no longer be humiliating...Nope.
Sad Fact #2: Since Sarah C has completly shattered what I had of a social life last summer, I am forced to create my own friends.
Sad fact #3: Yes, those friends live inside my head.
Sad fact #4: I have been seen talking to them.
Sad fact #5: I also have created an imaginary boyfriend. What can I say, he's dreamy.
Sad fact #10: I can't count. Yes, I did just skip from fact number 6 to numer 10.
Sad fact #11: You've probably stopped reading this by now. If you haven't, then wow, your life may just be as sad as mine.
Sad fact #12: That's not possible.
Sad fact #13: I'm addicted to a sport in which I cannot breath whenever I want.
Sad fact #14: In my spare time, I create such important documents, like "fun things to do in an elevator", and "fun things to do at Wal-marts".
Sad fact #15: I am making myself feel better by running out of sad facts.
Sad fact #16: I was one of the freakish children who liked my vegetables.
Sad fact #17: I'm 5'10".
Sad fact #18: I lied, I'm only 5'9".
Sad fact #19: I have evidence leading me to believe that my first thirteen years where lived out inside a cardboard box.
Sad fact #20: My parents' sole purpose on this earth is to torment me.
Sad fact #21: They might read this and ground me.
Sad fact #22: I'm at the top of my class...What's so sad about that? I'm also at the bottom. But hey, I was voted "Most popular", "Class Clown", "Cutest couple", and "best Smile" all in the same day. ;)Yeh, you figure that one out and get back to me.
Sad fact #23: I have memorized the "Lion King" script.
Sad fact #24: I fail to see how people can protest the killing and eating of animals when there are poor innocent vegetables being chopped and cooked. *gasp* Haven't you ever seen veggie tales? Yeah, think about Larry! Think about Bob!
Sad fact #25: I know my nonswimming friends hate coming to my meets. I take them anyway, just to watch them squirm.
Sad fact #26: I live for the next Geico commercial. Hehe, "They said Geico, not Gecko!"
Sad fact #27: I'm a nerd.
Sad fact #28: I'M PROUD TO BE A NERD!!!
Sad fact #29: The zit fairy has it in for me. So does the bad hair fairy.
Random thought #1: Why is it that whenever you tell a non- swim girl that you swim, her first thought has something to do with a speedo?
Sad fact #30: Every time my mom tells someone that I made the US Open, they assume I play either tennis or golf.
Sad fact #31: Golf? Come on. Maybe it's just me, but I fail to see the point in a game where the better you get, the further you have to chase the ball. At least in baseball, the better you get, the further someone else has to chase the ball.
Sad fact #32: I have evidence leading me to believe that my feet are growing again. I ripped my sock beyond repair yesterday, and my fins are starting to leave marks. Ouch!
Sad fact #33: I am going to slap the next person who calls me Xena.
Sad fact #34: I love my furby. (Yup, my parents hate him)
Sad fact #35: I view my delusions as heaven-sent gifts. Think about that one for a while.
Sad fact #36: Boys have cooties.
Sad fact #37: I just found it that it is not customary for girls my age to think boys have cooties.
Sad fact #38: Boys still have cooties.
Sad fact #39: Christmas lights fascinate me. My brother is fond of saying, "small minds are easily amused". Still, I can't help but stop, stare, and make "oooh" and "aaaah" noises everytime I see a string of holiday lights.
Random though #2: Michael Phelps.... :)
Sad fact #40: I want to be an X-person. From X-men. That would be so cool, and I could have my own superpowers and stuff.
Sad fact #41: Think about it...I'd be able to zap things with my finger, move things with my mind, control weather, and maybe get a decent grade in algebra.
Random thought #3: Champagne smells like really old apple juice. Tastes like it, too.
Sad fact #42: I'm dancing to the music.
Sad fact #43: Mmmmhmmm. It exists merely between my two ears.
Sad fact #44: SpongeBob...enough said.
Sad fact #45: Writing sad facts is just about the only thing I do with my spare time.
Sad fact #46: You can admit it, you're glad I don't have much more spare time. Think what I'd do.
Sad fact #47: Don't leave me unnocupied with a lit candle. I was at a wedding reception last weekend and I was really bored. I was sitting at a table all by myself, and somehow (without my help, I swear!) the fire lept from the candle to the table cloth. :) Don't worry, I extinguished it promptly.
Sad fact #48: I'm going to stop writing sad facts now, so I can go watch SpongeBob. :)
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